Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2