Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO