Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)