Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD