Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.