What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!