What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

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Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

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Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

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Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.