Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.