Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food