Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

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What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!