Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."