Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.