What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !