Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.