Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.