Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !