What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Why did the hen fall in the well?

she couldn't see that well