Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

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What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad