Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....