Concentrate Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.