Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.