Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate