Acid Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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The cysteine chapel.

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

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What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

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They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

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Which band does rockclimbers listen to ?

Rolling Stones

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Listening to an antijoke.

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What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

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What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

What did the druggie do when he got acid?

Took some tums

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( )

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.