Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.