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What do you Call a Bunch of Horny Teenagers Argueing?

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What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

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Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

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What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

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