Tommy Tookalook
He took a forrest dump.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
In-ya-window
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".