Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.