Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk