Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk