Peep Jokes

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

You might also enjoy:

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

What do you call a funny Pikachu?

Jokemon.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.