Peep Jokes

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

What animal never forgets national tragedies?

the nine-elephant

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).