What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)