What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's black and doesn't work?

A quadriplegic chimney sweep.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps