What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?