What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share