How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.