How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."