What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.