What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps