What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.