How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.