How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.