What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.

Courtney Love Jokes More Courtney Love Jokes

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS