Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity