What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.