What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.