Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

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How does he smell?

A: Terrible!

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.