Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have arms.

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!