What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts

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One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

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You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!