What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.