What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS