What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

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What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.