How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !