Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Tugboat Jokes More Tugboat Jokes

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure