Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it?

Decepticondoms.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.