Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was red sad?

Because he was feeling blue

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours