Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

How's your day Dog ?

Rough...

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"