Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.