Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.