Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

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A smokesalottapotamus.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...