Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

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What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

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Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!