Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.