Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.