Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!