What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na