What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything