How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad