How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

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Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake