How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"