What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag?

A: "What did you name the other one "

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!