What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to?

Defunct funk.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What's the loneliest drink?

I dunno but its in a solo cup.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....