What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.