Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Napoleon Blownapart Jokes More Napoleon Blownapart Jokes

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!