Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

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They got Snowden.

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You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

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a BA-BOOM!

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.