Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

Udder Destruction Jokes More Udder Destruction Jokes

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction