Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Lifesaver Jokes More Lifesaver Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.