Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.