When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)