What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979