Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

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How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.