Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What's Canada's intelligence agency called?

The C.I. Eh

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.