Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes ?

A historepost.