What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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What do you call a child molesting know-it-all?

A wikipediaphile

How do you know when you have bad acne?

When the blind try to read your face.

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Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

What do men and sperm have in common?

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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.